The White T-Shirt Experiment (foodcatchers!)

Life-time Experiment x12-b.4 (Conducted by EAJohnston Labs Inc)

Hypothesis 1: All white lightweight upper body clothing (aka: T-shirts) will become ruined/stained within 48 hours of purchase OR the second wearing event.

Hypothesis 2: All white lightweight upper body clothing (aka: T-shirts) will become ruined/stained when within a 30-foot radius of red sauce or other similarly-colored liquid forms.

Hypothesis 3: Typical ruination will most likely occur at the upper 1/3 of the torso (aka: Food Catcher Zone)


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Summary of Experiment:

Shirt 1, 5 - 8,10/Tomato Sauce/Marinara
Hyp 1: CONFIRMED
Hyp 2: CONFIRMED (incidence especially high when paired with spaghetti or fettucine noodles)
Hyp 3: CONFIRMED

Shirt 2 - 4, 12/Fruit Juice/Soda/Other Beverages
Hyp 1: CONFIRMED
Hyp 2: PLAUSIBLE (results vary with frequency and proximation to children and/or pets)
Hyp 3: CONFIRMED

Shirt 11, 13 - 14/BBQ Sauce
Hyp 1: CONFIRMED
Hyp 2: PLAUSIBLE (results vary with frequency and proximation to BBQ facilities AND with test-subjects personal skill level of SAT (Sauce Avoidance Technique) developed at a young age
Hyp 3: CONFIRMED

Shirt 15/Chinese Food *TESTING IN PROGRESS*
Hyp 1:
Hyp 2:
Hyp 3:

Shirt 9/Control Group (New, Unworn)
Hyp 1: CONFIRMED (don't even ask me how--it was still in the bag!!)
Hyp 2: NOT CONFIRMED
Hyp 3: NOT CONFIRMED