You know what they are: the moments all cool goes out the window just long enough for you to ask yourself "What in the hell just happened?!" before you fall down in hysterical giggles. Or cry. I've had both . . . who doesn't??
Mix one part girl with equal parts creativity and perfectionism. Quickly add gangly elbows, legs, and a love of learning. Add frequent relocation. Stir until 5'6" at age 11; add braces and skim off any athletic ability or balance that may form. Pour into a glass house. Sprinkle with a sense of humor, practicality, and fashion faux pas. Bake at 365 for 30+ years until done.
Serve immediately.
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