Sneezing is the Lawd's way of saying you really don't need to keep your brain from slamming around in your noggin' to function, and a solid skull is completely optional.
Except when I sneeze my little skinny body forgets its got the lung force of an athletic swimmer, so I have been known to sneeze myself into the following:
- bedposts
- nightstands
- countertops
- tables
- walls
- other people
- computer monitors
- doors
- floors (I was exercising)
- my own knees
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