Oh man.
Ohmanohman, ohmanohmanohMAN.
All comments on wonderful, newly discovered tasty soda aside, today I'm reminded (ow) why I refrain from imbibing carbonated beverages on a regular (ow) basis. I swear I have a kink in my guts in this one spot and the stuff just goes right there everytime and procedes (ow) to make my life hell and toy with my emotions for the next 24-ish hours. It probably hasn't helped that I've completly fallen off the soda wagon and had at least one every day this week at work. . .
Bleh to you, soda!
Other items that do this to me: eggs, onions, dairy products. . . and strawberries just make my allergies worse. So when I fall off the wagon, I really fall off the wagon: today for lunch I had a slice of spinach/egg quiche, a few grapes, 3 strawberries, creamy onion spread with bagel chips, and a can of Coke (we're out of Pepsi, I had to settle).
I need an AA group. "Hi, my name is Beth, and I've been egg, onion, dairy, and soda free for 5 minutes." (sip) "Sorry, make that zero minutes."
Ow.
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