I finally got a copy of my current medical file from the neurologists and read through it last night for the first time. My suspicions have been confirmed:
1. Nurse practitioners (the ones who take down your history) only listen to 1/2 what you tell them
2. Doctors don't actually read what the nurse practitioners record
3. Diagnoses are made according to a randomly generated set of test results and a consultation with a psychic monkey
1. Nurse practitioners (the ones who take down your history) only listen to 1/2 what you tell them
2. Doctors don't actually read what the nurse practitioners record
3. Diagnoses are made according to a randomly generated set of test results and a consultation with a psychic monkey
"You have phasing in right T4 and a splinter in your finger! Lucky numbers: 2, 12, 42, 43, 68"
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