1.14.2009

Wallpaper Steamer (i wuv u)

Jan 13 2009

I got home about 815pm tonight and was feeling a little industrious so I pulled out the wallpaper steamer my landlords loaned me and gave it a test drive. I have the following things to say:

1. HOLY. CRAP. I was able to do 1/2 a wall in an hour!!!! (For a frame of reference, that's about 6 times faster than I was doing with the spray concentrate.)
2. That little sucker is THE SHIZNIT!!
3. The wallpaper is TOAST.
4. I'm totally going to do the ceilings now . . .
5. Fie on you, spray concentrate, you make my sinuses ache and my Kitties sneeze. I always thought your eyes were beady.

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Ode to a Wallpaper Steamer
by Beth

Oh, Wallpaper Steamer
Little bundle of Joy!
Your base is square
And your nose somewhat drippy
But you are a wonderwerk.

Wonderful, Wonderful Thing!
I would give you a big hug
If you had arms.
You battled glue, paper: won!
And made my potted plants glad.

Plus, I got a free facial!

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