Showing posts with label vocabularium. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vocabularium. Show all posts

12.29.2009

Lemon Harangue?

Dec 25, 2009

HARANGUE


Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French arenge, from Old Italian aringa, from aringare to speak in public, from aringo public assembly, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German hring ring

Date: circa 1533
1 : a speech addressed to a public assembly
2 : a ranting speech or writing
3 : lecture

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Sometimes after family dinners we serve dessert topped with harangue.

7.16.2009

Poseur (germophobe)

From Merriam-Webster:

POSEUR:
Function: noun
Etymology: French, literally, poser, from poser
Date: 1869
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

A germophobe who wears leather belts but disinfects every available surface in their home OCD-style is a poseur.

4.01.2009

Slow Day meets Instant Messaging (a non pc post, you've been warned)

Beth says:
i just left a comment on Dawn's blog, and the security letter jumble was "interd"
Beth says:
I believe this should be used in everyday jargon
Beth says:
"you're a low class, back-country, inbred retard. you're an interd."
Beth says:
"did you hear the gaffe the new intern made at the staff meeting?? I thought these kids were in college--what an interd."
Beth says:
"the old man was interd next to his wyf at the simetery"

2.03.2009

What Do Yarn and Geese Have In Common?

From Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary (an oft-visited site):

SKEIN

n. Etymology: Middle English skeyne, from Middle French (Picard) escagne, probably from Vulgar Latin *scamnia, from *scamniare to wind yarn, from *scamnium rack for holding bobbins, from Latin scamnum bench, stool

1: also skean or skeane \skān\ : a loosely coiled length of yarn or thread wound on a reel
2: something suggesting the twists or coils of a skein : tangle
3: a flock of wildfowl (as geese or ducks) in flight

I had no idea "skein" applied to flying birds!

1.12.2009

Ellipsical Diarrhea (i like to . . . )

From Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary (an oft-visited site):

ELLIPSIS

n.
Etymology: Latin, from Greek elleipsis ellipsis, ellipse, from elleipein to leave out, fall short, from en in + leipein to leave

1 a: the omission of one or more words that are obviously understood but that must be supplied to make a construction grammatically complete b: a sudden leap from one topic to another
2: marks or a mark (as …) indicating an omission (as of words) or a pause

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DIARRHEA

n.
Etymology: Middle English diaria, from Late Latin diarrhoea, from Greek diarrhoia, from diarrhein to flow through, from dia- + rhein to flow

1 : abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
2 : excessive flow (verbal diarrhea)

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. . . a couple of folks have noted that I use ellipses often in my writing . . . perhaps a little too often. Could be a Stream Of Thought type of thing with a dash of Lack Of Focus and a pinch of Grammatical Pause, but really it's just because I like the rapid-fire sound of the tapthunktapthunktapthunk of the period key and the space bar . . . tapthunktapthunktapthunk . . . love it. . .